Major Nethertongue

Accomplished Lawman, Father, Warhero, Kind of a Dick


Major Elias Nethertongue would do, and has done, everything for family. As the Nethertongue patriarch he attempts to maintain the propriety of his sprawling brood including his headstrong wife Nemertelline, three charming if rebellious daughters, and one somewhat disappointing son.

His rank he earned for heroic service during the Gnashing of Steel. His title and wealth followed, the product of a series of fortuitously well-timed deaths of heirless distant relatives (or so he claims.)

He might have friends in high places. He might have friends in low places. It’s unclear.

Major Nethertongue

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